Next Episode Scheduled to air in: There are currently no episodes scheduled to air. Take the deal then go back to Jacksonville. Then before she heals I'm gonna put an end to this horse pucky once and for all. This is where your story ends, Jefe! She goes by the name of Ruby. And look at this, Kenward County.
Oh, it's um, a utility hand. Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted. I've ruined a lot of people's lives. Thank God your mother wasn't here to see that. Your bladder must be ready to explode.
All of you, help me retrieve the Book and send them back to Hell. Pablo, first round of 'Ritas is on you, because Oh, because it's the drink of my people. Kelly, Pablo, meet my father. We've got to put our little thinking caps on and do something Yes! Come on, Dad, you know exactly what happened. Ashy Slashy's coming to get you! It was a bumpy ride! And I'm all grown up.
They're trying to destroy me. Focus up, we got work to do! Part of me is already regretting calling you here. One by one, we will take you! Present the book to me and we'll finally end this. Just um, give me a sec. Get used to that feeling.
But you nimrods got me all wrong I'm here to save this town, to save my town, whether you like it or not. We'll be back in Jacksonville by Friday. Somebody else made you go to that cabin. Especially non tippers like you, buddy. Summary Ash is forced to leave his cushy retirement in Jacksonville, return to his hometown of Elk Grove, Michigan, and mount up once again to face The Evil Dead. Remember the time you peed your pants outside the locker room? Oh, still the victim with you, huh.
You're so not like them. So use them to knock her down or whatever. Some of you may know him as Ashy Slashy, because he went crazy and chopped up his friends. You guys good with that? I'm here on business, looking for a woman. I'm sure she can handle herself. But remember, these weapons are only gonna stun Ruby. I have lost control of them.
You use your chainsaw to draw that? And don't you worry, after I save all your sorry asses, you won't see me again for another thirty years dicksticks! Ever since Ruby put that book on my face I've been having nightmares. Alright, put down the guns! Your parents still live here? Can I, um, touch it? So, uh, why so long since you've been home? I knew exactly what I was doing when I chopped up my friends. Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. What have you done now? Looks like some piece of crap made in China. I think we're good, Kell! Ash Williams, is that you? No, this is my house. Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay.
I have been waiting to kick her ass. Run home and cry to Mamma! Okay, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids. Why didn't you set those people straight? We're gonna go to Elk Grove. Uh, we were sort of dead to each other. But they happen while I'm awake. Oh, who drank all the beer? Normal life in Jacksonville, the three of us. This is my daughter, Hannah.